SATIRE

“I really thought that owning Twitter would transform my image as a black hole of neediness,” the Tesla C.E.O. said....

“The United States Constitution explicitly protects my right to an uninterrupted flow of beer,” the Supreme Court Justice...

The jurist said that, after work last Friday, he dropped into a bar near the Supreme Court “to have a...

Kavanaugh “looked me in the eye and said that he considered Roe v. Wade the law of the land,” the...

“It’s the darnedest gizmo,” the congressman said. “You speak into it, and then it can play your voice back, clear...

In an official statement, Musk said that he deleted everyone else’s accounts to address “the No. 1 problem plaguing Twitt...

“I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly a Jewish teleporting beam levitated me into the...

“The framers of the Constitution clearly wanted to prevent the infringement of Americans’ right to board any airplane the...

“We now know that numbers are a portal into a so-called alternative life style,” the Florida Governor told reporters....

Satire from The Borowitz ReportJackson Refuses Kavanaugh’s Invitation to Beer-Pong Initiation RitualPhotograph by Jabin Bot...